How do be a jerk to your co-workers, part 1

If you come across some random snot trash in the hallway...



...locate the nearest office. In this case, the office belonged to a group of lovely coordinators working on a beautiful, heart wrenching film about woodchucks. Unfortunately, being in such close proximity to this newly discovered snot trash, they bear the responsibility for flinging this snot trash in to a public space, littering up our shared resourses.

So the first thing to do is to walk into the office and accuse the person most likely to be upset. That's always good for a laugh.

Or, in my case, blame it on the one person that isn't there, out of the four people sharing the office.

Then, the only appropriate thing to do is to alert the person of their trespass, and suggest a course of action to remedy their fault.