The last banana

I parked my car this morning, in the lot at work. I gathered my things and locked the car, and began walking to the building. As I weaved through the sea of parked cars (which is actually misleading since I parked in the smaller of two lots and it only holds about 30 cars), I saw a co-worker walking into the building also. He waved at me and gave me a friendly smile hello. I see him on occasion although I don't know him, and I don't think I've ever actually met him. But I did notice that, among his coat and assorted personal belongings in his hands, he carried a banana. And I thought to myself, 'Hey! I have one banana left on my desk. I'm totally going to eat the shit out of that banana.'

I just ate it. It was delicious.