Overheard No. 2

".... wandered into the forest and was attacked by a blob........ some kind of gummy creature........ shows you the blob, then you, then the blob, then you --"

"That's fucked up!"



I mean seriously. I totally agree, it's fucked up. Whatever it is. A gummy/blob creature jumping out at you when you're alone in the forest can't be a good thing. History tells us the likelihood of him inviting to his lair just for tea is fairly unrealistic...